2007-10-06
2007-10-03
THE TAO OF INTERNET or THE INTERNET OF TAO
Online the time is either nothing o´clock or everything o´clock,
or both o´clock past someting.
FURTERMORE!
Its free of the bondage of NATION!
Yeeees !!
its needed to relize for us-folks too.
No one knows how and with what sequence and speed the web transend itself.
Or how many minds holding the doorhandles or being breastfed by the
same mother or hunted by none but scared of love.
Its a strange thing this phenomena.
US folks are in majority.
This make them think its owned by them.
No, its not own more than a lakes or rivers water is own.
The same H2O molecules you run your bath were a week ago in
Ganges after melting from the artic icecap earlier that morning.
The same with the net.
The internet of TAO.
THE TAO OF INTERNET
Lau tzu would been doubtful to it, since it carries risk for none content.
But...why be greedy when it all is at your hand?
So..
2007-10-02
ÖVERSÄTTARPROGRAM *** TRANSLATOR SOFT WARE
Original English Text:
"It is important to realize that the belief that science can explain everything is not in it self a
scientific belief: it is a belief about science. There is no way in which it could be
scientifically
tested, and I can see no plausible way in which it could be arrived at by rational argument.
It is a metaphysics. "
Translated to French
Translated back to English:
"It is important to realize that the belief which science can explain all is not in one self a scientific
belief: it is a belief about science. There is no way of which it could be scientifically tested,and I
cannot see any plausible way in which he could be reached by
the reasonable argument. It is a metaphysics."
Translated to German
Translated back to English:
"It is important to state that the faith, to which science can explain all
is not in even a scientific faith: it is a faith over science. No method, by which it could be checked
scientifically and I cannot see a plausible method, gives in which it by the appropriate argument
to be achieved could. It is a Metaphysik."
Translated to Italian
Translated back to English:
"It is important to declare that the faith, to which science it can explain all is not in even one
scientific faith: excessive science of faith is one. No method, from which it could scientifically
be controlled and I cannot see a method reasonable, gives in which from the argument adapted
realizing could. It is a Metaphysik."
Translated to Portuguese
Translated back to English:
"It is important to declare that the faith, that to the science that can explain everything is not in
the one scientific faith uniform: the extreme science of the faith is one. No method, of that
scientifically could be burst and I cannot see a method reasonable, gives in which of the argument
adapt to carry through could. It is a Metaphysik."
Translated to Spanish
Translated back to English:
"It is important to declare that the faith, of which to the science that can explain everything is not
in a scientific uniform of the faith: the extreme science of the faith is one. Any method, of that one
could not be distributed scientist and I cannot see a reasonable method, I give in which of
adapt of the argument it could take to traverse. It is a Metaphysik."
"It is important to realize that the belief that science can explain everything is not in it self a
scientific belief: it is a belief about science. There is no way in which it could be
scientifically
tested, and I can see no plausible way in which it could be arrived at by rational argument.
It is a metaphysics. "
Translated to French
Translated back to English:
"It is important to realize that the belief which science can explain all is not in one self a scientific
belief: it is a belief about science. There is no way of which it could be scientifically tested,and I
cannot see any plausible way in which he could be reached by
the reasonable argument. It is a metaphysics."
Translated to German
Translated back to English:
"It is important to state that the faith, to which science can explain all
is not in even a scientific faith: it is a faith over science. No method, by which it could be checked
scientifically and I cannot see a plausible method, gives in which it by the appropriate argument
to be achieved could. It is a Metaphysik."
Translated to Italian
Translated back to English:
"It is important to declare that the faith, to which science it can explain all is not in even one
scientific faith: excessive science of faith is one. No method, from which it could scientifically
be controlled and I cannot see a method reasonable, gives in which from the argument adapted
realizing could. It is a Metaphysik."
Translated to Portuguese
Translated back to English:
"It is important to declare that the faith, that to the science that can explain everything is not in
the one scientific faith uniform: the extreme science of the faith is one. No method, of that
scientifically could be burst and I cannot see a method reasonable, gives in which of the argument
adapt to carry through could. It is a Metaphysik."
Translated to Spanish
Translated back to English:
"It is important to declare that the faith, of which to the science that can explain everything is not
in a scientific uniform of the faith: the extreme science of the faith is one. Any method, of that one
could not be distributed scientist and I cannot see a reasonable method, I give in which of
adapt of the argument it could take to traverse. It is a Metaphysik."
MOUTHFULLS IN NEW YORK
Chick: Do you ever wonder if we'll get tired of being so rich? You know, like what if later in life we randomly, like, decide to renounce our possessions or something drastic and move to Africa?
Man: What, are you saying you don't enjoy our lifestyle anymore?Chick: I don't know... hey, do you wanna get some coke later?
--82nd & 1st
NEW YORK
Mother: Don't you ever do that again! [slaps child hard]
Child, calmly: Well, are you happy with yourself?
--Union Square
NEW YORK
Small child, trying a Sprite: I don't like it.
Small child, trying a Sprite: I don't like it.
Dad: If you don't like the taste, just spit it out.
Mom: I've heard that one before.
--33rd & 7th
NEW YORK
God Squad lady: Praise Jesus! You won't be saved without Jesus! You have to start believing in Jesus to be saved! Jesus will always be there for you!
God Squad lady: Praise Jesus! You won't be saved without Jesus! You have to start believing in Jesus to be saved! Jesus will always be there for you!
Suit #1: Would it be so awful if we pushed her out when the doors open?
Suit #2: No. Jesus will save her.--4 train
NEW YORK
Blond Tourist Bimbo: I've never even heard of the G Train.
Blond Local Bimbo: Yeah, it's a ghetto train.
Blond Tourist Bimbo: Where does it go?
Blond Local Bimbo: Nowhere.
Black eight-year-old boy: Except my home, bitch.
--G train Hoyt/Schermerhorn station
NEW YORK
Tourist man: Pardon me, officer, can you tell us where Orchard Street is?
Tourist man: Pardon me, officer, can you tell us where Orchard Street is?
Cop: See that naked Chinese guy?
Tourist man: Ummm...Yeah.
Cop: Walk down to him and make a left.
Tourist man: Um, thanks.
Cop: No problem.
--Delancey & Allen
NEW YORK
Guy: Is it just me, or does being sick make you really horny?
Guy: Is it just me, or does being sick make you really horny?
Girl: I'm pretty sure it's just you.
Guy: Oh. Well that may be because I'm just really horny all the time.
Girl: Then get away from me and watch some pornos.
Guy: I don't think that's the remedy I had in mind.
Random guy: There's no shame in masturbating, my brotha. It's totally natural. Hell, I do it all the time. I just did it five minutes ago in the Starbucks bathroom.
Girl: Run!
--Union Square
NEW YORK
Lady: You're making me wet... I SAID you're making me wet.
Man: Yes, I tend to have that effect on the ladies.
Lady: With your umbrella.
Man: I'm flattered, but it's not that big.
--1 train
NEW YORK
2007-09-28
Computer Women
Which Type Of Woman do you like ?
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. !!!
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!
INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running .!!!
SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.!!!
E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up,
installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.
Which Type Of Woman do you like ?
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. !!!
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!
INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running .!!!
SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.!!!
E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up,
installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.
2007-09-27
2007-09-26
funfunfunfunFUNFUNFUNfunfunfunfun
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."
Top Ten Most Ironic Celebrity Deaths
10) Ellen DeGeneres -- Suffocates in the closet
9) Susan Lucci -- Trips and breaks her neck while running up steps to accept an Emmy
8) Farah Fawcett -- Struck by a random thought
7) Frank Sinatra -- Killed by Stranglers in the Night
6) RuPaul -- Prostate cancer
5) O.J. Simpson -- Murdered by the "real killer" in an apparent suicide
4) Madonna -- Exposure
3) Unabomber -- Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage"
2) Al Gore -- Dutch Elm Disease
and the *Predicted*
NUMBER ONE MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATH IS:
1) Bill Gates -- Falls out of a Window
***
13 celeb says what on love
13) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone)
12) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." (Barbara Bush, Former US First Lady)
11) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word , meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." (Robin Williams)
10) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." (Billy Crystal)
9) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." (Rod Stewart)
8) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're eager to meet people who do." (Henry Kissinger)
7) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading." (Steve Jobs, Founder: Apple Computer)
6) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee, the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." (Dan Rather, News anchorman)
5) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" (Arnold Schwartzenegger)
4) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." (Tiger Woods)
3) "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." (Roseanne)
2) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful. (Robert De Niro)
1) AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE IS:
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. (Robin Williams)
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. (Robin Williams)
MAN VÄNJER SIG av Kjell Höglund
MAN VÄNJER SIG
Man vaknar varje morgon med en hemskhet i sitt bröstkan inte äta, dricker kaffe, åker buss till jobbetdär är långa, trista timmar, meningslösa klyschoringen öppnar sig, man stirrar bara tomtoch pratar strunt och skrattar tillmen man vänjer sigman vänjer sig
Och jobbet som man gör, det har man ingenting fördet är nån annan som drar nytta av detingen aning vemman bara flyttar sina papper, drar i sina spakarhämtar sina pengardet känns dumt och idiotisktmen man vänjer sigman vänjer sig
När man kommer hem på kvällenhar man glömt att stänga fönstretdet är sot och smuts på fönsterkarmen, avgaser i rummetman har glömt att köpa matfast inte har man just nån matlust, pressar i sig några mackorman vänjer sigman får vänja sig
Man tar magnecyl mot huvudvärken, dåsar framför tv:ngrannen går på toaletten och det brusar i rörenman är trött och går och lägger sigoch grannen grälar med sin fru, trafiken är oändligdet är omöjligt att sovamen man vänjer sigman måste vänja sig
Lakanen snor sig och blir fuktiga av svettoch nattens timmar är som gummibandi väntan på glömskans sömnså ringer väckarklockanherrejävlar, denna pina, man orkar inte tvätta sigdricker kallnat kaffe från igåroch ute är det kallt och mörkt och ruggigt och dimmamen man vänjer sigman vänjer sig
Så blir det fredag alla fall, man super lite håglöstoch på lördan går man ut i parken, unnar sig en pizzaoch på kvällen kommer gråtendet är skönt att våga bli förtvivladkänna sig verkligman köper lite porr i en tidningsautomatoch går hem och onanerardet är outsägligt torftigtmen man vänjer sigman får lov att vänja sig
Kjell Höglund
Man vaknar varje morgon med en hemskhet i sitt bröstkan inte äta, dricker kaffe, åker buss till jobbetdär är långa, trista timmar, meningslösa klyschoringen öppnar sig, man stirrar bara tomtoch pratar strunt och skrattar tillmen man vänjer sigman vänjer sig
Och jobbet som man gör, det har man ingenting fördet är nån annan som drar nytta av detingen aning vemman bara flyttar sina papper, drar i sina spakarhämtar sina pengardet känns dumt och idiotisktmen man vänjer sigman vänjer sig
När man kommer hem på kvällenhar man glömt att stänga fönstretdet är sot och smuts på fönsterkarmen, avgaser i rummetman har glömt att köpa matfast inte har man just nån matlust, pressar i sig några mackorman vänjer sigman får vänja sig
Man tar magnecyl mot huvudvärken, dåsar framför tv:ngrannen går på toaletten och det brusar i rörenman är trött och går och lägger sigoch grannen grälar med sin fru, trafiken är oändligdet är omöjligt att sovamen man vänjer sigman måste vänja sig
Lakanen snor sig och blir fuktiga av svettoch nattens timmar är som gummibandi väntan på glömskans sömnså ringer väckarklockanherrejävlar, denna pina, man orkar inte tvätta sigdricker kallnat kaffe från igåroch ute är det kallt och mörkt och ruggigt och dimmamen man vänjer sigman vänjer sig
Så blir det fredag alla fall, man super lite håglöstoch på lördan går man ut i parken, unnar sig en pizzaoch på kvällen kommer gråtendet är skönt att våga bli förtvivladkänna sig verkligman köper lite porr i en tidningsautomatoch går hem och onanerardet är outsägligt torftigtmen man vänjer sigman får lov att vänja sig
Kjell Höglund
Cornelis Vreeswijk - Somliga går med trasiga skor
Somliga går med trasiga skor av Mäster Cees.
Somliga går med trasiga skor
säg vad beror det på
Gudfader som i himmelen bor
kanske vill ha det så
Gudfader som i himmelen bor
blundar och sover sött
Vem bryr sig om ett par trasiga skor
när man är gammal och trött
Vem bryr sig om hur dagarna går
dom vandrar som dom vill
Medborgare om etthundra år
finns du ej längre till
Då har nån annan tagit din stol
det vet du inte av
Du känner varken regn eller sol
ner' i din mörka grav
Vem bryr sig om hur nätterna far
jag bryr mig inte ett spår
Bara jag får ha mitt ansikte kvar
dolt i min älsklings hår
Jag är en tvivelaktig figur
duger ej mycket till
Bakom ett hörn står döden på lur
han tar mig när han vill
Somliga går med trasiga skor
tills de har slutat gå
Djävulen som i helvetet bor
får sig ett gott skratt då.
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2007-09-22
SHIFTING THE TIME WITHIN
-i am forever pure.
-what is illusion or the world?
-what is the little soul or god himself?
-one without two.
-i am always the same,
-i sit in my heart.
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-what is the little soul or god himself?
-one without two.
-i am always the same,
-i sit in my heart.
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PLOINK NOIR A day in february
A day in february i did this PLOINK and have got good critic on it!
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Clinton Interviewed on Fox News Sunday
Här dansar Clinton sanningsvals med Fox News.
Nåt så plågsamt!
Iintervjuaren förlorar all styrfart och sitter sedan tyst och lyssnar.
Protesterar .... ynkligt skulle jag vilja skriva. men det.känns f*djfligt att kalla andra ynkliga :-(
Hela upplägget kolapsade och vi får 13-14 minuters världsvittnesshistoria! (finns det begreppet?..nåja.)
Nåt så plågsamt!
Iintervjuaren förlorar all styrfart och sitter sedan tyst och lyssnar.
Protesterar .... ynkligt skulle jag vilja skriva. men det.känns f*djfligt att kalla andra ynkliga :-(
Hela upplägget kolapsade och vi får 13-14 minuters världsvittnesshistoria! (finns det begreppet?..nåja.)
2007-09-21
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